#Breathing is exciting
Always carry (a/an):
- Banana
- Towel
- Bezoar
- Holy Water
- Fenton Thermos
- Extra Pokeballs
- Thumb Drive
- Big stick (if you’re walking softly)
- Book(s)
- Gaming Device
- Some color corps power ring
- Large amount of smut
- Toothbrush
#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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#Avengers/Brave crossover: Mérida is the daughter of Clint and Natasha. She was kidnapped and sent to another dimension/universe by Loki, where she is then found and adopted by King Fergus and Queen Elinor. [x]
Based and inspired by this and this. I blame them for implanting the idea on my head. I’m still debating on who should be godparents though. On one hand, it’ll be amusing to see Tony and Steve fight for that role. On the other hand, it’ll be fucking hilarious if Nick Fury demands that role instead. xD](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vc5jLsPr1rnvaj5o1_1280.jpg)
#Avengers/Brave crossover: Mérida is the daughter of Clint and Natasha. She was kidnapped and sent to another dimension/universe by Loki, where she is then found and adopted by King Fergus and Queen Elinor. [x]
Based and inspired by this and this. I blame them for implanting the idea on my head. I’m still debating on who should be godparents though.
On one hand, it’ll be amusing to see Tony and Steve fight for that role. On the other hand, it’ll be fucking hilarious if Nick Fury demands that role instead.xD
high school clint doesnt have a lot of friends outside of natasha
they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
7ns:
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
It’s called the border between heaven and earth.
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complete-fandomonium:
babsdarling:
asinglebullet:
notsammy-sam:
ask-the-mighty-thor:
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS
Are you experiencing suicidal thoughts or actions? Please call the suicide hotline at 1800-ASK-THOR](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5070zvxrR1rvtgajo1_1280.jpg)
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS
Are you experiencing suicidal thoughts or actions? Please call the suicide hotline at 1800-ASK-THOR
The lovely bisho-s asked for a big hug between Sherlock and John.
Hopefully this is big enough (that’s what he said).
