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caterpillar marathon

sokkasass:

apriki:

hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out

but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around

he’s like guys

what’s happening guys

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GUYS

I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING

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GUYS IM SERIOUS

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LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED

#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP


karukos:

tentacuddles:

shadzu:

a-typicalteenager:

littlemissciswitch:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

jemimamallard:

thought i would create a powerpoint on this since the post went down well yesterday 

Quite good, but I do suggest fetching them something cool (water would be best, but a bottle of soda could work to). Drinking can help, as can resting the bottle on the back of their neck

important

very important

Thank you

Breathing IS important, but you need to make sure that they are breathing with their diaphragm and not with their chest (stomach needs to go out when they breathe.I f their shoulders go up with their chest, it’s not right and can cause them to hyperventilate). 

pls keep this in mind thank you

very important, since I have panic attacks from time to time.



(BACK FROM RUSSIA WITH A MESSAGE)

So I’m thinking of deleting my blog. Or at least taking a break from Tumblr for a while. 

Although i love this website and everyone on it so much, I’m going through some troubles lately, and i start getting really axious and depresssed after being on the internet for too long. Although i have seen a lot people who have used blogging to improve whatever they’re going though, i’m finding that I am actually getting worse. I feel like i can’t talk to anyone here (since i have the communication skills of an asparagus), and i’m feeling more isolated than accepted or helped. I really have no clue what’s going on or what to do about it. How are you supposed to deal with anxiety attacks? Or bursting into tears at school? I’ve read a ridiculous amount of articles and forums, but they all have wishy washy answers that don’t really help (or just say “take some medication” which i don’t really want to do). I’m hoping that maybe being by myself for a while might help me deal with feeling alone…? (That sounds paradoxical) 

I even tried being more open with my parents about how i was feeling and my dad just told me to “stop crying so much because it’s making your mother unhappy.” So now not only am I unhappy i have to /carry around the guilt of making my mother unhappy/. I love my parents, but seriously telling me that just makes it worse. Now i’ve got to wear a fake smile not only at school, but in my home as well. I’m tired of keeping things to myself, it’s exhausting. But what else can I do? 

I love to talk to people, i love discussions and debates, but i’m also /really/ socially insecure. Now im even more paranoid with talking about myself to people. I just keep thinking “OH wait is this too personal? Am i going to ruin their day by saying this? Do they even care?” I dont want to fuck up someone else’s life with my problems but fucking hell i hate this.

Well, there is just over one more month until i move back to Canada, so im hoping things will be better there (highly unrealistic but im an optimist)

Anyways, if you have read this far Thank You and so sorry for the pointless rambling. At least if I disapear for a while you all have a somewhat-valid reason.

oh and PS

Russia is a beautiful country with lots of drunks and pies and sweet, sweet chekov accents (*^▽^*)





sybilltrelawneys:

HP meme, One House→Gryffindor




tietjens:

whimmy-bam:

loki-took-my-hawk:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

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This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT

okay instant happiness



buzzfeed:

Dang, children are super creepy. 


Sherlock meme: six characters [4/6]  Jim Moriarty



queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.



fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.